"Britney Still Breathes" was released Tuesday, 02 December 2003.
"The concern, for those who must take these things seriously, is that each of Britney’s albums has sold less than the last. Well, in presenting herself as a normal sexual being, she’s completely losing the pedophiles (who I’m convinced, along with rotating bands of 12-year-old babysitters, have been driving her domestic record sales for all these years). As for the overseas totals … well … they’ll buy anything blonde and tight over there." READ
"Nominee Dean" was released Tuesday, 09 December 2003.
In whence the author incorrectly predicts Howard Dean will win the 2004 Democratic nomination. READ
"Happy Face Misanthropy" was released Tuesday, 04 November 2003.
"No one seems troubled by the idea of 2,000,000
telemarketers (if you believe the number) losing their jobs because of the
federal “Do Not Call” list. This
is puzzling because there are nine Democrats running for president who have gone
to fantastic lengths to condemn the number of jobs lost since President Bush
took office. All have said
America’s has been a “jobless recovery,” but not one of them has uttered a
word about the potential impact the “Do Not Call” list could have on people
who work phones for a living.
"The Controversy, at 40" was released Friday, 21 November 2003.
"When
traffic lights cooperate, out-of-towners can be seen on Elm street posing for
photographs at the exact spot Kennedy was killed, which just goes to show
nothing is above being treated like the crossing at Abbey Road is you give it
enough years.